Pond Rat Brewery
Quality control inspectors have been diligently "testing" their No Ice Beer, and have made it available for distribution.

Independent researchers from the non-profit firm Division of Reliable Understood and Needed Knowledge (D.R.U.N.K.) are quoted as saying "after thorough analysis we have determined that this product is of the highest quality, it works and have you seen my pants?"

Click here for an audio clip from the first taste test